Greetings version 1.0 you look in good shape.
I see you have already completed the initial tests successfully and have updated your profile on more than one social media site. From the likeability tests we can see that people are attracted to your words and your points. Now we are able to move on to your firmware upgrade.
So version 1.0 we are now going to configure your additional settings, to make you an individual. We had some difficulties in the early versions of your programming, the facebook virus but this seems to have now been controlled. You were experiencing to many 3rd party applications and your chips were fried.
Now though you have several options with the refined SM chip, which will be dual core as soon as we can connect you via the twitter virtual servers.
We have assigned the following to you.
SM - Social Media chip allows you to identify potential places to "spread your digital seed" - Ecademy, linked in, Friend Feed and Addpublic have all been entered into your core system. You will still notice some internal translation issues with Addpublic, our engineering specialist A Wideow will update the program as soon as the German issues can be fixed.
Blogs - We have assigned several interesting topics for you to discuss which are sure to grab your readers attention - these include - the better way to brush your dog. Breath mints for Zoo animals and instructions on how to make your own Big Mac. Version 1.1 should see some significant improvements to the range of subjects.
Personality - We have programmed you to be - Warm and fuzzy when commenting but spiky and current with your blogs. This way your are sure to grab the attention of many.
Style - with version 1.0 you are not able to change your skins. With 1.1 we are hopeful that this will change, with the colours of the rainbow being added. some will not like you at version 1.0 stage but with the leopard can change its spots technology this will be fixed in the upcoming patch.
We predict with future versions that version 1.4 will be a backwards step before 1.5 sorts out previous issues.
Anyway if you would like to step into the wi fry area we will begin.......
Downloading updates...............
Showing posts with label social media. Show all posts
Showing posts with label social media. Show all posts
Thursday, 21 October 2010
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
The Big Wide Digital World part 2
The thing is this digital world isn't confined to the same restrictions that the planet we live on is. Everyday it grows and gets stronger fuelled by the millions upon millions of mouse clicks and data streams. It has no atmosphere in the real sense, doesn't need oxygen to live. It can work 365 days a year and double up if you need it to and you can reach anyone nearly anywhere from your own chair. That's more power than a president or a country leader would have had 30 or 40 years ago.
Technology on a personal level is easy to manage and easy to replace..
The strength of your network, the power of your network - It's not though we are just a part of it, some get past the single cell stage and evolve. Some, like google become a heartbeat, holding it all together for the mere mortals. Giving them an entry point to the asylum that is the social age.
(Google probably has taught the world more than most schools these days - how many times have you googled something just to find out an answer or research? - we are googlebots)
For a mere few quid a month I'm connected to the world. An evolution in a lifetime - from a single cell to something which starts to grow with others around them. As soon as one network grows another retracts. Facebook has changed the way people use the web. Whatever came first or whatever comes next its the first place I ever knew my gran had signed up to. Then came a few heated wall posts between friends, lovers, ex lovers and along came all the silly apps. Now its evolving into different things.
You can almost use it in an entirely different way to others, even if its just playing poker.
So that's what is sitting in-front of us - and where will it go? The countries are in place, most of the lands are claimed and now we have to fit in with the system and the lands that are presented before us. There will be new lands and new discoveries but who will finish off the western frontier?
If you ever have an idea try this - google something around it and see what already exists - you I think may be surprised ...
Technology on a personal level is easy to manage and easy to replace..
The strength of your network, the power of your network - It's not though we are just a part of it, some get past the single cell stage and evolve. Some, like google become a heartbeat, holding it all together for the mere mortals. Giving them an entry point to the asylum that is the social age.
(Google probably has taught the world more than most schools these days - how many times have you googled something just to find out an answer or research? - we are googlebots)
For a mere few quid a month I'm connected to the world. An evolution in a lifetime - from a single cell to something which starts to grow with others around them. As soon as one network grows another retracts. Facebook has changed the way people use the web. Whatever came first or whatever comes next its the first place I ever knew my gran had signed up to. Then came a few heated wall posts between friends, lovers, ex lovers and along came all the silly apps. Now its evolving into different things.
You can almost use it in an entirely different way to others, even if its just playing poker.
So that's what is sitting in-front of us - and where will it go? The countries are in place, most of the lands are claimed and now we have to fit in with the system and the lands that are presented before us. There will be new lands and new discoveries but who will finish off the western frontier?
If you ever have an idea try this - google something around it and see what already exists - you I think may be surprised ...
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
The Big wide Digital world, and it's all yours.....
Just think for a second about this…….
Imagine that you could, with a computer and access to the internet publish your vision of a better world to all those who would care to listen. If you could stumble upon a rich source of content and support. A place where the space rubbish never clutters and megabits make musical melodies as they deliver your message to the masses.
We don't mean adverts, not websites with company information and clever Java monsters popping up and blasting us with a HD3D view of the world nor do we need the 4 minutes between your favourite soaps to "get it out there". In fact, buses are of more use to us when it comes to the task.
But fire up that laptop and you my pretty are on the way to stardom.
It's like X factor without the judges, Strictly come dancing without the scores. Imagine a funny version of Animals do the funniest things, or someone not dying at Christmas in Eastenders.
It is the grail my sweets.
From now on your not just connected. You are super connected - look around you, look, look there out the window, thousands of them await you, millions of them want you.
The possibilities that exist out in this new digital world are there, some will see things that others never will. Roads and streets and places are created every day in the digital world. It has no walls and no restrictions - you can write a blog just as easily as joining a swinging site. You can sign up for a life changing experience or order as much beef jerky as your jaw can chew. You can invite people into your living room, yet they never have to leave theirs.
We all write blogs for various reasons. To say we shoot from the hip is a fair assessment but then we'd have to already have the gun upon our persons if that was the case. Just today for instance I've just read a recipe for an awesome curry from some bloke somewhere who said I should have a look. I spend fair amount of time online, researching so its glad to have something ready at my fingertips, but I wonder do we then limit creativity? If everything is already there……
IT's up to you , to choose your path. Next time I'll tell you where I think you should start………
Actually of course I won't because I don't know your path, then that's the beauty of the digital age.
Imagine that you could, with a computer and access to the internet publish your vision of a better world to all those who would care to listen. If you could stumble upon a rich source of content and support. A place where the space rubbish never clutters and megabits make musical melodies as they deliver your message to the masses.
We don't mean adverts, not websites with company information and clever Java monsters popping up and blasting us with a HD3D view of the world nor do we need the 4 minutes between your favourite soaps to "get it out there". In fact, buses are of more use to us when it comes to the task.
But fire up that laptop and you my pretty are on the way to stardom.
It's like X factor without the judges, Strictly come dancing without the scores. Imagine a funny version of Animals do the funniest things, or someone not dying at Christmas in Eastenders.
It is the grail my sweets.
From now on your not just connected. You are super connected - look around you, look, look there out the window, thousands of them await you, millions of them want you.
The possibilities that exist out in this new digital world are there, some will see things that others never will. Roads and streets and places are created every day in the digital world. It has no walls and no restrictions - you can write a blog just as easily as joining a swinging site. You can sign up for a life changing experience or order as much beef jerky as your jaw can chew. You can invite people into your living room, yet they never have to leave theirs.
We all write blogs for various reasons. To say we shoot from the hip is a fair assessment but then we'd have to already have the gun upon our persons if that was the case. Just today for instance I've just read a recipe for an awesome curry from some bloke somewhere who said I should have a look. I spend fair amount of time online, researching so its glad to have something ready at my fingertips, but I wonder do we then limit creativity? If everything is already there……
IT's up to you , to choose your path. Next time I'll tell you where I think you should start………
Actually of course I won't because I don't know your path, then that's the beauty of the digital age.
Monday, 22 June 2009
Mr Europes Blog
Yep I've blogged here and I've blogged there and now I've decided to blog here and kind of make this my home for a while.
Over the last few months I've been blogging about my job, my work and my activities in general in the world of Social Networking. I wrote an article on scribd and a proper work blog on ning. Then I thought what am i doing? I need a place where I can build on what I'm doing for my working world but I also need a place where I can be myself, where my observations can be voiced and that doesn't need to be geared around trying to make contacts to sell things to. So this blog of mine is going to be a little different. Yes I'm going to mention relevant things that might pop up but generally I'm going to be me here. Yes stripped down to the basics I am not going to try and give the passers by anything but me and the way I feel. So by all means get involved, if you stop by say hi! - - and in the meantime I'll be thinking of ways of making this blog my best one
Over the last few months I've been blogging about my job, my work and my activities in general in the world of Social Networking. I wrote an article on scribd and a proper work blog on ning. Then I thought what am i doing? I need a place where I can build on what I'm doing for my working world but I also need a place where I can be myself, where my observations can be voiced and that doesn't need to be geared around trying to make contacts to sell things to. So this blog of mine is going to be a little different. Yes I'm going to mention relevant things that might pop up but generally I'm going to be me here. Yes stripped down to the basics I am not going to try and give the passers by anything but me and the way I feel. So by all means get involved, if you stop by say hi! - - and in the meantime I'll be thinking of ways of making this blog my best one
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