Greetings version 1.0 you look in good shape.
I see you have already completed the initial tests successfully and have updated your profile on more than one social media site. From the likeability tests we can see that people are attracted to your words and your points. Now we are able to move on to your firmware upgrade.
So version 1.0 we are now going to configure your additional settings, to make you an individual. We had some difficulties in the early versions of your programming, the facebook virus but this seems to have now been controlled. You were experiencing to many 3rd party applications and your chips were fried.
Now though you have several options with the refined SM chip, which will be dual core as soon as we can connect you via the twitter virtual servers.
We have assigned the following to you.
SM - Social Media chip allows you to identify potential places to "spread your digital seed" - Ecademy, linked in, Friend Feed and Addpublic have all been entered into your core system. You will still notice some internal translation issues with Addpublic, our engineering specialist A Wideow will update the program as soon as the German issues can be fixed.
Blogs - We have assigned several interesting topics for you to discuss which are sure to grab your readers attention - these include - the better way to brush your dog. Breath mints for Zoo animals and instructions on how to make your own Big Mac. Version 1.1 should see some significant improvements to the range of subjects.
Personality - We have programmed you to be - Warm and fuzzy when commenting but spiky and current with your blogs. This way your are sure to grab the attention of many.
Style - with version 1.0 you are not able to change your skins. With 1.1 we are hopeful that this will change, with the colours of the rainbow being added. some will not like you at version 1.0 stage but with the leopard can change its spots technology this will be fixed in the upcoming patch.
We predict with future versions that version 1.4 will be a backwards step before 1.5 sorts out previous issues.
Anyway if you would like to step into the wi fry area we will begin.......
Downloading updates...............
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Thursday, 21 October 2010
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
The Big Wide Digital World part 2
The thing is this digital world isn't confined to the same restrictions that the planet we live on is. Everyday it grows and gets stronger fuelled by the millions upon millions of mouse clicks and data streams. It has no atmosphere in the real sense, doesn't need oxygen to live. It can work 365 days a year and double up if you need it to and you can reach anyone nearly anywhere from your own chair. That's more power than a president or a country leader would have had 30 or 40 years ago.
Technology on a personal level is easy to manage and easy to replace..
The strength of your network, the power of your network - It's not though we are just a part of it, some get past the single cell stage and evolve. Some, like google become a heartbeat, holding it all together for the mere mortals. Giving them an entry point to the asylum that is the social age.
(Google probably has taught the world more than most schools these days - how many times have you googled something just to find out an answer or research? - we are googlebots)
For a mere few quid a month I'm connected to the world. An evolution in a lifetime - from a single cell to something which starts to grow with others around them. As soon as one network grows another retracts. Facebook has changed the way people use the web. Whatever came first or whatever comes next its the first place I ever knew my gran had signed up to. Then came a few heated wall posts between friends, lovers, ex lovers and along came all the silly apps. Now its evolving into different things.
You can almost use it in an entirely different way to others, even if its just playing poker.
So that's what is sitting in-front of us - and where will it go? The countries are in place, most of the lands are claimed and now we have to fit in with the system and the lands that are presented before us. There will be new lands and new discoveries but who will finish off the western frontier?
If you ever have an idea try this - google something around it and see what already exists - you I think may be surprised ...
Technology on a personal level is easy to manage and easy to replace..
The strength of your network, the power of your network - It's not though we are just a part of it, some get past the single cell stage and evolve. Some, like google become a heartbeat, holding it all together for the mere mortals. Giving them an entry point to the asylum that is the social age.
(Google probably has taught the world more than most schools these days - how many times have you googled something just to find out an answer or research? - we are googlebots)
For a mere few quid a month I'm connected to the world. An evolution in a lifetime - from a single cell to something which starts to grow with others around them. As soon as one network grows another retracts. Facebook has changed the way people use the web. Whatever came first or whatever comes next its the first place I ever knew my gran had signed up to. Then came a few heated wall posts between friends, lovers, ex lovers and along came all the silly apps. Now its evolving into different things.
You can almost use it in an entirely different way to others, even if its just playing poker.
So that's what is sitting in-front of us - and where will it go? The countries are in place, most of the lands are claimed and now we have to fit in with the system and the lands that are presented before us. There will be new lands and new discoveries but who will finish off the western frontier?
If you ever have an idea try this - google something around it and see what already exists - you I think may be surprised ...
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